DEFINITIONS
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays .
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich .
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage :It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters .
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage .
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower .
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either '
Conference :The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A banker provided by nature .
Criminal :A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early .
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after .
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills .
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read .
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life .
Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth .
Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do .
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together .
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes .
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead
Subject: DEFINITIONS 
Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:18 pm
