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PostSubject: DEFINITIONS   Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:18 pm




DEFINITIONS



School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays .




Life Insurance :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich .




Nurse :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.




Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters .




Divorce :
Future tense of Marriage .




Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower .




Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either '



Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .




Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .




Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work .




Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.




Father :
A banker provided by nature .




Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.




Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early .




Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after .




Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills .



Classic :
Books, which people praise, but do not read .




Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .




Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life .




Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth .




Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do .




Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together .




Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes .




Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.




Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead



athqal


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PostSubject: Re: DEFINITIONS   Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:27 pm

hehehe Very Happy
thanx fati...
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PostSubject: Re: DEFINITIONS   Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:16 pm

Phati wrote:

Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do .

I liked this one the most Laughing

thanks,
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PostSubject: Re: DEFINITIONS   Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:01 am

hehehehe.. thnx.. nice topic...
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